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i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

i am literally working 52 hours this week with two 12 hour shifts bc we’re short-staffed and my manager is sick and on TOP OF THAT it’s record store day, 420, and on the only day i have off between two tuesdays ago and next monday i’m driving to milwaukee

we just got like another 18 inches of snow kill me just fucking kill me